Vajazzling
Because, apparently, vajazzling is now a part of our cultural heritage, I shall take it upon myself to document its rise from obscurity so that alien anthropologists (with internet access) can calculate the exact moment women morphed into walking disco balls.
Jan 12: Jennifer Love Hewitt goes on George Lopez’s late night show. Talks about how before she vejazzled, she felt like this:
and how after, she felt like this:
Jan 12: Anti-vajazzling sentiment grips the Internet. Hubbub decreases exponentially as bloggers get distracted by hipster puppies.
Feb 3: The Wikipedia article on vajazzling goes up. Mons-spangling has officially arrived!
Feb 24: Girl gets vejazzled, blogs about it. Includes the following photo documentation:
It's a pikachu!
Internet hubbub recommences with vigor.
Feb 25: Gawker deigns to acknowledge potential vejazzling trend. Informal poll of male reactions include “a mixture of horror and curiosity”.
Feb 25: Vajazzling first appears on the seminal cultural publication, Head.
March 23: Jennifer Love Hewitt (a.k.a Aman-duh)’s book, which includes an entire chapter about vejazzling, is released. Mediocre sales are predicted.
